⚜Leader of the United Nations of the Third Street Saints⚜
Vash Elias Koroyumi
[ヴァッシュ • エリアス • ころゆみ]
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Current era: Effervescent
As a disclaimer to any passerbys throughout existence in a different reality that may read this, all aspects of my life are factual. Nothing I bestow to you is fictitious by any means, even if reality shifters in your reality depict aspects of my life in an altered way through fictional mediums. My soul comes from a reality different than your own, where the functionalities in the cosmos evolved differently. None of the people I mention are fictional. Everything is real. Discard everything you know about the fictional depiction of my life, known as “Saints Row”, for you only know a fragment of the story.
⇝Aries (April 1, 1995, 3:33am)
⇝Cis man, gay, polyamorous, vegan
⇝Biracial (white, 1/4 Japanese)
⇝ESFP, enneagram 7
⇝Autistic, ADHD, OCD, PTSD
⇝Wood pig Chinese zodiac, with a Diamond heart
⇝Trauma survivor
⇝Partners: Fynn Berkery (9/4/08), Kane Worings (3/24/11), Dex Jackson (3/16/24)
⇝Leader of the Third Street Saints since August 31, 2008
⇝Music artist since November 30, 2008
⇝From Stilwater, Michigan, United States, North America, Earth, Orion's Arm, Milky Way, Local Group, Laniakea Supercluster
⇝Currently based in Stilwater, Michigan, USA & Santo Ileso, Arizona, USA
⇝Languages: English, Japanese, German, Spanish, Russian, Afrikaans, Korean, French, Mandarin, and Cantonese
⇝LittleBigPlanet player since April 26, 2011
⇝Journey player since March 13, 2012
⇝Animal Jam player since April 2, 2012
⇝My Singing Monsters player since April 7, 2013 (friend code - 25273240BK)
⇝Sky: Children of the Light player since September 30, 2018⇝Aliases: Boss, Leader of the Saints, Playa, Stilwater Butcher, Feral Ferret, Barracuda, Puckish Rogue, Velvet Kookyteeth, Razzli Dazzler, Honey Badger, 45th President of the United States, Bert, Space Boy, Neo-Messiah, King/Emperor of Earth, Saintly Godfather, Bossonius the Bloody, Grim Reaper.
I thought perhaps I could weave words in a way that might work by comparing common experiences that ignite the soul and warm the heart. But you would label me a liar If I told you that sometimes you need nothing but a spark inside your mind to light a flame that acts as fuel to set a thousand thoughts ablaze into a restrained fire, held back by layers of frozen feelings. Cause if others had it their way, only our ashes would remain. And we wish it wasn't so, but we do whatever it takes to keep the heat alive or we'd slowly die inside. In the end, it seems we cannot convey it successfully when concepts like reverse protection seem so perverse that I tend to translate as insane, but some things don't make sense, and you know that because
"Look at what a beautiful mess I made."
My special thanks to everyone responsible for nurturing my legacy:•Kane Anatoni Worings (♡)
•Fynn Andrew Berkery (♡)
•Dexter Allen Jackson (♡)
•Jihoon "Johnny" Gat (my adoptive dad)
•Aisha Natalia Lamani-Gat (my adoptive mom)
•Cynthia Kaede Koroyumi (my biological mom)
•Riley Akiko Koroyumi (my biological sister)
•Lena Emica Koroyumi (my biological sister)
•Anthony "AGiftedBeast" Gage Braddock
•Shaundi Elizabeth Delgado
•Pierce Arif Washington
•Rudo Tang-Washington
•Catherine Faith Knoxville
•Nicole Andrea Jones
•Neenah Juvina Rosó
•Kevin Hayashida
•Elijah Xavier Merrick
•Kinzie Dianne Kensington
•Jelanji Aiyana Martinez
•Chiyo “Xena” Takahashi
•Maliki Quinton Braddock
•Oleg Benedikt Kirrlov
•Matt "R4GN0R0K" Felix Miller
•Benjamin "Motherfucking" Malcolm King
•Jenny Nova Jaros
•Tera Sadie Ann Patrick-Braddock
•Rivan "RIVXN" Tio Harrer
•Max "Maximus Override" Bobby Robinson
•Yuyi Kobayashi
•Lucy Edith Pont
•Asha Naveen Surya Odekar
•Troy Johnson Bradshaw
•Zheani Aristotle Sparkes
•Donald "Donnie" Fujiwara
•Lin Cheung
•Viola Priyatny DeWynter
•Zinjai
•Rika Yamada
•Scott Daniel Anderson
•Kalvin Kendrick King
•Haruko Valentina Alvidrez
•Janel Lindsay Braddock
•Sofia Maria Ginevra
•Joshua Xander Birk
•Angel "de la Muerte" Torres Gonzalez
•Obelagarb "CID" Kinmoxis
•Tobias Iggy Anderson
•Laura Daisy Preston-Anderson
•Carlos Mendoza
•Keisha Hope Washington
•Brian "Helmers" Preston
•Luz Rosetta Avalos
•Rufus Zimos Jackson
•Kaito Shion
•Meiko Sakine
•Travis Landon Barker
•Alejandra "Arca" Ghersi Rodriguez
•Björk Guðmundsdóttir
•Stefani "Lady Gaga" Joanne Angelina Germanotta
•Melanie Adele Martinez
•Jasmine "Jazmin Bean" Adams
•Holton "The DeJenerate" Jacob Hyde
•Austin Wintory
•Vincent Diamante
•Maynard James Keenan
•Miku Hatsune
•Santi "Santigold" White
•Chester Charles Bennington (R.I.P. 1976-2017)
•Stuart "2-D" Pott
•Suzuki "Noodle" Gonkura
•Russel Hobbs
•Murdoc Alphonce Faust Niccals
•Christopher John Cornell (R.I.P 1964-2017)
•Marina Lambrini Diamandis
•Kesha Rose Sebert
•Miley Ray Cyrus
•Elizabeth "Lana Del Rey" Woolridge Grant
•Tyler Robert Joseph
•Joshua William Dun
•Taylor Alison Swift
•Amala "Doja Cat" Ratna Zandile Dlamini
•Gwen Renee Stefani
•Lilith "Salvia" Morris
•Rickolette "Complex Ricki" Lenise Simmonds
•ORIX
•Frankie Elektrizität Stein
•Keith David Williams
And every other Saint, ally, or fan. Thank you all. I love you! :')
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